Last Updated on January 16, 2026
Congratulations, we’ve actually made it to episode 150—time to lower the bar even further.
Andrew and Dr Sam reluctantly delve into the world of sport, finding the few tracks they can tolerate that actually cover the theme. Before they get there, they waste a solid half hour arguing about:
* The proper spelling of Lemmy from Motorhead’s surname. * A bizarre 1994 scuffle involving Neil Diamond and Lemmy in a Billeriki Toys R Us. * The viability of starting a new podcast called “Liberal Filth”. * A tangent on Viking history, property rights, and why Vikings had itchy bums. * Defining “Aerosmith Money”—the huge financial windfall from unexpected licensing (like Guitar Hero), which is apparently a “well-known phrase”.
The Music Choices (Finally):
Riffs of the week: Dr Sam’s Riff: Reagan Youth – Jesus Was a Communist Andrew’s Riff: Smote – The opinion of the lamb Pt.1
Dr Sam’s Track Choices: 1. Richard Dawson – Jogging 2. Hanson Brothers – Stick Boy 3. Dead Kennedys – Jock-O-Rama (Invasion of the Beef Patrol) 4. Fleshies – Runner’s Legs
Andrew’s Track Choices: 1. Kraftwerk – Tour de France 2. Chemical Brothers – Theme for Velodrome 3. Fu Manchu – King of the road 4. Pansy Division – He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)
If you’ve made it this far, you deserve a chocolate bar. We’re heading off to the loo. Enjoy the filth.
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